yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
