Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
