why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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