I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need to calm my uterus...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
