Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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