Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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