come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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