Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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