I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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