i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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