We need to rekindle our bromance
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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