This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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