Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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