Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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