we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Randomize
