Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
