Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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