around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.