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• (956): View more from Texas

  around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.

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• (310): View more from California

  Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on

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• (585): View more from New York

  You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.

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