By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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