It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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