I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Where are you guys?
Drunk
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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