Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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