I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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