i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
tell me about the eggs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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