Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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