found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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