I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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