if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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