It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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