my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my being single is dangerous.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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