Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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