Me too!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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