Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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