I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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