what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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