arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He kissed a someone with a penis
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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