Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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