Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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