have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
