We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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