i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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