The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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