well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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