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dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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