idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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