it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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