dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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