Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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