I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
