I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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