I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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