I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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