i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All the doctor said was why
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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