Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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