idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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