Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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