What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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